z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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officialporrim:

elanorpam:

malicehaughton:

mmolio:

I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.

It’s begun.

i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss.  And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.

dang

i met a guy named dave once

watching blue is the warmest color :»

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mew2:

vvankster:

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THIS IS RHE FUNNIEST SOUND THING IVE EVER HEARD ON THIS SITE IT MAJES ME LAUGH SO MUCH I LOVE IT IM SO JAPPY

thranduils-queen:

tacobell-canon:

Ladypug.

what

David: The final design for Freddy was based on a pepperoni pizza. I was at a restaurant one night, and I was having pizza and I was just kind of deep in thought. I started playing around with the cheese, putting it around the pepperoni, and actually made Freddy’s face on the pizza.

David Miller on what inspired his makeup for Robert Englund in A Nightmare on Elm Street, 1984

burdenedwithgloriousbooty:

lusty-sororitas:

So cosmo released sex tips for lesbians. It’s… kind of adorable? It’s definitely something at any rate.

THE TITLES OH GODS THE TITLES.

THE SEXY SPIDER WTF 

I have to say though, this is the first time I’ve seen Cosmo articles incorporate ANY cunnilingus, and that makes me feel kind of bad for hetcis women. 

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

SO my mom’s mad at me for telling my sister our cat Cupcake died of natural causes. She’s fine. I didn’t ruin her childhood, I told the truth. Mom’s calling me evil for doing this. Am I wrong?

Q: [Your] way to have revenge on a boyfriend who cheated?
A: I should just live happily.

mustanqroy:

it’s been like 6 years and i still have a crush on this man child

mustanqroy:

it’s been like 6 years and i still have a crush on this man child

Which ever month you were born in, will determine the type of anime you would live in.

sai-the-legendary-super-saiyan:

January = Hentai

Febuary = Yuri

March = Sports

April = Horror

May = Supernatural

June = Harem

July = Yaoi

August = Sci-fi

September = Shoujo

October = Ecchi

November = Slice of life

December = Musical

sixpenceee:

MILK FOR THE UGLY is an interactive comic story. The artwork is incredible, the message is relevant and it has some spooky undertones, that make it extremely worthwhile.

I really enjoyed it.

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